(C91) [はーとおぶぐりーん (緑色の心臓)] TAKAO no ANAL (艦隊これくしょん -艦これ-)
#194861 - A typical married couple were lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. Then the wife asked, Well what the hell were you doing then? The husband replied, I was wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in the book.